Pary amerukanskuh prikoliv.

[kapoeira]

narod luzheche pary amerukanskuh prikoliv z jakuj Yanki prosto vscukajytsia.Prochutajte i sydit' sami chu vse y nuh normal z gymorom.


Did You Know...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
would have produced enough sound energy to heat one
cup of coffee.







(Hardly seems worth it.)







If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
atomic bomb.







(Now that's more like it!)










The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps
out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.







(O.M.G.!)










A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.







(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)










A cockroach will live nine days without its head
before it starves to death. (Creepy.)







(I'm still not over the pig.)










Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour.







(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)











The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by
ripping the male's head off.







("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")







The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like
a human jumping the length of a football field.







(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)










The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.







(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)










Some lions mate over 50 times a day.







(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality
over quantity)










Butterflies taste with their feet.







(Something I always wanted to know.)











The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.







(Hmmmmmm........)










Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
longer than left-handed people.







(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)











Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.







(OK, so that would be a good
thing....................)







A cat's urine glows under a black light.







(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)







An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.







(I know some people like that.)










Starfish have no brains.







(I know some people like that too.)









Polar bears are left-handed.







(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)










Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure.







(What about that pig??)









Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn
to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you
want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in
other words

[cheesy]

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Допис від kapoeira

narod luzheche pary amerukanskuh prikoliv z jakuj Yanki prosto vscukajytsia.Prochutajte i sydit' sami chu vse y nuh normal z gymorom.


Did You Know...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
would have produced enough sound energy to heat one
cup of coffee.







(Hardly seems worth it.)







If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
atomic bomb.







(Now that's more like it!)










The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps
out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.







(O.M.G.!)










A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.







(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)










A cockroach will live nine days without its head
before it starves to death. (Creepy.)







(I'm still not over the pig.)










Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour.







(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)











The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by
ripping the male's head off.







("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")







The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like
a human jumping the length of a football field.







(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)










The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.







(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)










Some lions mate over 50 times a day.







(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality
over quantity)










Butterflies taste with their feet.







(Something I always wanted to know.)











The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.







(Hmmmmmm........)










Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
longer than left-handed people.







(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)











Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.







(OK, so that would be a good
thing....................)







A cat's urine glows under a black light.







(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)







An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.







(I know some people like that.)










Starfish have no brains.







(I know some people like that too.)









Polar bears are left-handed.







(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)










Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure.







(What about that pig??)









Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn
to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you
want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in
other words

ти взяв це з сайту чейн леттерс?це видно шо писав якийсь пацан для розваги....всі ципочні листи такі такшо це ше нічого не доказує!

[Dao]

а ніхто нічого і нехоітв доказати. і так всі для себе оприділились.

[kapoeira]

[ти взяв це з сайту чейн леттерс?це видно шо писав якийсь пацан для розваги....всі ципочні листи такі такшо це ше нічого не доказує![/quote]

jaka riznucia zvidku ja ce vziav prosto povir meni sho ce ''syper-pyper" prikolno dlia 60% amerukanciv y vici U-18, a dokazyvatu ja nichogo ne hotiv tyt po-mojemy vse jasno, i y "mydrosti" amerukanciv tu navriad chu kogos' perekonajesh

[cheesy]

не роби один народ нижчий за інший коли він вищий...кароче не ти один був в штатах(чи ти говориш про канаду...бо америка це КОНТИНЕНТ)і не говори дурниць...якщо ти сидів у колі спілкування десь огайо..то тим дибілам може і смішно а розвинутимфіладейфійцям чи вашингтонцям - ні!

[kapoeira]

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не роби один народ нижчий за інший коли він вищий...кароче не ти один був в штатах(чи ти говориш про канаду...бо америка це КОНТИНЕНТ)і не говори дурниць...якщо ти сидів у колі спілкування десь огайо..то тим дибілам може і смішно а розвинутимфіладейфійцям чи вашингтонцям - ні!

tu ot sama robush odnuh lydej vuschumu za inshuh, hoch tu z Ohio( byv tam: narod nibu tam normalnuj) hoch i v Fili(zaraz praciyjy) hoch i v DC byv 2-3 razu, lydu odnakovi, i v bilshisti amerukanciv cinnostej nema,i tu ce povunna prekrasno znatu, kolu kazesh objizdula 20 shtativ

[cheesy]

Бачу завязується сварка чого я дуже не хочу...давай кожен залишеться при своїй думці і небуде нікому нічого доказувати...

[kapoeira]

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Допис від cheesy

Бачу завязується сварка чого я дуже не хочу...давай кожен залишеться при своїй думці і небуде нікому нічого доказувати...

OK. zgoden na PEACE ale vse-taku ja pravuj

[cheesy]

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Допис від cheesy

Бачу завязується сварка чого я дуже не хочу...давай кожен залишеться при своїй думці і небуде нікому нічого доказувати...

OK. zgoden na PEACE ale vse-taku ja pravuj

ой..................

[kapoeira]

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Допис від cheesy

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Допис від kapoeira

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Допис від cheesy

Бачу завязується сварка чого я дуже не хочу...давай кожен залишеться при своїй думці і небуде нікому нічого доказувати...

OK. zgoden na PEACE ale vse-taku ja pravuj

ой..................